How to Carve a Pumpkin

NOTE: This post is down unit I edit these photos... I've been meaning to do this since the day after I drunkenly posted these photos blissfully uncaring that it looked like "gay porn" as it was described by one of my friends.

First, put on some good music.

Second, cut a hole in the top and empty that sucker (beer on hand).

Then prepare what you intend to carve. I use a pencil.

Get someone to judge your drawing. If they don't like it tell them to shove off.

Drink more beer.

Then of course you actually have to carve it. For this I use those cheap saw blade dealies. Sharp knives tend to just get suctioned into the skin of the pumpkin. Plus they're hard to turn.

This is my two face pumpkin. Put in candle and enjoy!